Jerkenstein

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.

yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.

by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007

Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!

Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!

by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013

Jerkstain

The whitish stain left on any object resulting from male masturbation.

You goddamn jerkstain!!!

by Jewbitch March 29, 2007

Jenstein

Jenstein; also: Steiner(informal)
1. n.
- an unusually chatty and strangely promiscuous social outsider.
- a person who attracts especially strange people.
- the girlfriend of a. stoner.

Origins: refection of a social legacy, begun at the start of the millenium in the Northeastern United States.

Bystander 1: You know about that jenstein over there?
Bystander 2: Yeah. She did a lot of wilchinsky and became a stoner's girlfriend.

by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006

bernstein

last name of an OBVIOUSLY jewish person. usually friendly and likes to play tennis.

ellie: hey did you see bernstein over there?

elena: oh yeah.. she's jewish right?

ellie: is that even a real question?

by ESam November 15, 2013

Jeinstein

A ship name for the world's best ship: Jonathan and Einstein from the play/movie "Arsenic and Old Lace."

Person 1: Omg! It's my OTP, Jeinstein!
Person 2: Wait, you ship Jonathan and Einstein too? You're so poggers!

by A_Pog_Stranger_On_The_Internet January 31, 2022

Ernstein

A true paragon of propriety, he always makes sure everyone is happy and accounted for.

"This Ernstein guy is truly a paragon of propriety!"

by PeckingDuckGod August 10, 2018