jerk off

to masturbate/ rub the penis in an up & down motion for minutes, then sperm comes out when you're finished.
good job killing your future children.

Logan:oh yea i jerk off to some hot as fuck Alexis Texas!
John:you're fucking disgusting!
Jack:says you! you screamed in class Ally sucked your dick so hard you started bleeding!
John: virgins..

by a wild bandaid May 08, 2017

Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

by The E Man11231 April 10, 2017

jerk-off

A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.

“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”

by Smoked Bear April 30, 2021

jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 21, 2005

Jerk off

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.

I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.

by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020

jerk-off

To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.

I went to jerk-off in your face!

by Chris Feda August 23, 2007

jerking off

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

by Anonymous August 20, 2003