Jensewer

Fans of BLACKPINKs Jennie and Jisoo

Fan1: Are you a Jensewer?
Fan2: Yes I love Jensoo! <3

by Rang0 December 22, 2020

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019

Jeiner

En person der minder om en Brian. Han mangler situationsfornemmelse og empati. Han har et materielt værdigrundlag, men har ikke sans for stil eller nogen form for smag. Han synes som regel, at han selv er alt for nice, men alle andre synes han er kikset eller irriterende.

Jeineren siger til en person der ikke er så stærk socialt og motorisk - : Haha hvor du dårlig til fodbold.

Efterfølgende falder Jeineren selv over bolden og alle griner.

by Brian Sonne A/S March 23, 2015

Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

by The saltine July 20, 2017

New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

jensen ackles

a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.

"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"

Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"

by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020

jersey sweep

When one is driving on the highway and switches three or more lanes at once. Typically done to avoid missed highway exits in heavy traffic, or to swing over to the fast lane to pass much slower traffic; without a turn signal or warning for other drivers.

"I got pulled over on 465 for doing a jersey sweep in front of State Police and it cost me $150."

by RAS8325 February 7, 2008