jersexual

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.

Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.

by raz999 July 12, 2014

Jensexual

Girls who aren't lesbians but want to fuck Jen.

Sarah isn't a lesbian but she is a jensexual.

by Ginger devil April 28, 2019

Jesusexual

A sexual orientation that consists of being so into Jesus you're not interested in sex with actual people.

Dan is such a jesusexual he didn't even respond to that girls hand down his pants because he was praying.

by Synsational May 2, 2017

Jewsexual

Someone who is only attracted to people of the jewish faith (only when a bah mitzvah has taken place). Is commonly used as an insult in the Harrogate Area.

*someone fails on tony hawks underground* 'You are a Jewsexual'

Guy: Dude, that Jew is really hot, I'd like to wrestle her in mashed potato.
Other guy: (under breath) You're such a Jewsexual, man.

by Alfroscrowen August 5, 2009

jeansexual

when you are in love with jean kirstein (from attack on titan) so much to a point where you love him and him only

my friend: wait are you really bisexual?

me: no, im a jeansexual

by anonymous December 21, 2020

Jensexual

a person who is romantically or sexually attracted exclusively to Jennie Kim.

Yanny: "Laurel, Are you a gay?"
Laurel: "No?!"
Yanny: "So, you're straight?"
Laurel: "No, i'm jensexual."
Yanny: "What the hell is that?"
Laurel: "It means i'm only attracted to Jennie."

by Jensexuality February 27, 2023

jeedsexual

being attracted to Jade Thirlwall

“what is your sexuality?”
-“i’m jeedsexual hun”

by simpforjade June 8, 2021