joleesexual

When you're only in love with your girlfriend jolee may.

Friend: look! It's taehyung

Me:sorry,I'm joleesexual..
Friend: but you love taehyung-
Me: I do... but I love jolee more

by Lesbian babe December 19, 2020

Josesexual

When one is sexually attracted to Jose Mourinho

Me: I think Jose Mourinho is a good manager
Someone Else: Wow you're such a Josesexual

by JoseLover123 April 19, 2021

Joesexual

Joesexual is a new sexuality created by one sex guru named Lily Reverie IV where you are sexually attracted to someone’s shoes instead of the person. Some studies also find that 5% of them also sexually attracted to nostrils!

MARCKQ: Inui, what is your sexuality?
INUI: Hm, i don’t really know tbh but i find that nostrils turns me on. Like, the reason i’m in love with Josephus is because of his nostrils. He is also a good guy tho!

MARCKQ: WOW! Inui this is rare but i think your sexuality is Joesexual!!!
INUI: zamn~ IM JOESEXUAL!!!! OUGHHHHHH

by inuwee June 30, 2022

Joesexual

Thinking you're straight when you're actually gay, bi, or pan.

Ex 1:
X: I am heterosexual!
Y: I've seen you picking up dudes. You're so Joesexual."

Ex 2:
X: "I'm not JOESEXUAL! I'm STRAIGHT!!"

by Yashieee June 29, 2023

jhopesexual

Jhopesexual is person who is only attractive to J-HOPE aka Hopi who is member of South Korean boy groupe BTS.

I'am jhopesexual and, I'm proud of it.

by Hopis left tiddie September 22, 2020

joesexual

the feeling you get when you see pictures of joe keery

i saw joe keery and now im joesexual

by boi dumb November 9, 2017

joleesexual

When you're only in love with your girlfriend jolee may.

Friend: look! It's taehyung

Me:sorry,I'm joleesexual..
Friend: but you love taehyung-
Me: I do... but I love jolee more

by Lesbian babe December 19, 2020