Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus

"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"

by JB_Finesse July 29, 2008

Jaysus huh

Used by two or more males to acknowledge the presence of a beautiful woman whilst in her company without her knowing that she's is being checked out.
This is handy in large group situations or out and about with friends

Sean & Kari: Hi Meaghan

Meaghan: Hi guys,did you see that show last night on tv?

Sean: Yeah I saw that,it was pretty good

Kari: Jaysus huh (gives Sean a wink)

Sean: So will you watch next weeks episode etc........

by SF_82 October 7, 2009

Lard Tunderin Jaysus

The Newfoundland exclamation to show approval or disapproval depending on the circumstances.
Pronounced "Lord Thundering Jesus" by most.
A versatile phrase in the Newfoundland dictionary that can be used in various ways.

Positive-
Bill: Wheres 'da beers
Frank: Right 'ere b'y
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, 'bout time

Negitive-
Bill pulls into driveway and notices his house has been broken into.
Bill: 'da fuck?
Opens fridge
Bill: Lard Tunderin Jaysus, They even took the ever-sweet margarine.

by GroceryClerk November 22, 2011

lord n jaysus

disbelief, amazement, gobsmacked, disgusted

Man: hey baby, any chance of some action tonight?
Woman: No!
Man: but we haven't made love in 2 months!
Woman: No answer!
Man: Lord n jaysus!

by wexslang June 15, 2012