jaybird

An ex-con, arrested for drunk driving and crashing ones car into a bush or tree. His first name should be Jay. In ference to the word jailbird, jaybird is such the same.

After Charles was caught drunk driving, he was called a jaybird.

by Saji December 19, 2004

naked as a jaybird

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed

That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?

by Light Joker June 11, 2007

king jaybird

Absolute unit and a fucking king

bro everyone loves king jaybird

by johnny uofhd October 29, 2020

jaybird

a stunning young hasidic man who specialises in saving his sheckles.

look at that young jaybird counting his hard earnt sheckles

by ʙᴊ ᴍᴀsᴛᴏʀ April 28, 2020

The Captain Jaybird

recieving oral sex while driving a boat and right as you ejaculate you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. As you are giving her a sturdy shove don't forget to yell "peace bitch, tell your friends!"

That son of a bitch said he was taking me fishing and all I got was "The Captain Jaybird

by dirtyjaybird85 February 23, 2011

as naked as a jaybird

naked

Kayla was naked as a jaybird in the shower.

by gorilla0628 November 22, 2013

sober as a jaybird

Meaning comes from the Beatles song "JayBird" & the Blue meanies.. Simply stating.. yeah man, I'm sober as a JayBird.. In the most sarcastic way possible.. Meaning I'm not sober at all..

Sober as a Jaybird sober bird

by Melania Love July 11, 2015