Javeleau

Someone who has the most awesome partys ever even better when their first name starts with R also they dont actually know they are having these parties

You going to R....... Javeleau's party like 14000 people are going

Hell Yeah Stephen Hawking is gonna be there

by The Muffin Monster September 14, 2010

javalog

\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

by horsewhistle June 26, 2007

Javelin Glitch

When a player in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, runs around with Commando, Lightweight, and Marathon, (lightweight can be replaced by danger close somtimes.) and pulls out a semtex or throwing knive, then hits Y before throwing it, and thus the glitch is active.

random fruit cake:Dude run the Javelin glitcher nooblet is chasing us!

other nooblet: OMG stun him or somthing!

other other other nooblet h4x3rz: l0l! im chasing two noobs on the other team with my javelin lol! im not even glitching.

by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009

The Javelin

An sexual act consisting of almost perfect timing and skill. The easiest way to pull off this maneuver is to be already in the "Doggie" Style position. Right before the man "finishes" he pulls out and rams it home in the alternate hole while finishing in that single final thrust.

I tried the Javelin last night but ended up fracturing my pee pee in the process :D

by Nick LaRose October 23, 2008

Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 8, 2004

javell

he a real ass nigga. everybody on his tip 24/7, but he cool with it. he a straight savage end of discussion. he don't fuck with lames so don't even try and hit his line tbh. add him a snapchat tho he stay lit.

"aye you know javell?" "yeah g i mad fucks with him"

by urban dictionary 45 December 23, 2016

JaVale McGee

when you take the shot in your hand and take the shot out of your friend's hand and drink both.

Me and Joe were going to take shots but then he stole mine and pulled a JaVale McGee.

by tamusaru March 6, 2011