javale

A drug dealer. Has a huge dick that practically wraps around your neck 4 times. He's cocky and has a big ego. Has the best girlfriend and the biggest heart even though he doesn't show it. He has a rough past and a brighter future. Has a loving sister or sister figure. Usually named destiny. He's freaky and smart ass. Always has shit to say. Most people are scared of him accept the ones who knows him best. Very protective and respects women.

Person: What do you do for money?
Javale: I do what I have to do.

by Destineisha Loves You February 3, 2014

JaVale McGee

when you take the shot in your hand and take the shot out of your friend's hand and drink both.

Me and Joe were going to take shots but then he stole mine and pulled a JaVale McGee.

by tamusaru March 6, 2011

Javale Mcgee

When you should have won the dunk contest and didn't

Person 1: Man, I was totally Javale Mcgeed in the school dunk contest
Friend: How so?
Person 2: I did an improved version of the dunk Eric Manigault did- a dunk where i jumped from the free throw line and did a 360!

by eioweiow117_heatnationforever June 10, 2017

Doing a Javale McGee

Term was coined after TNT Sports erased all further Javale McGee mentioning on Shaqtin' a Fool.
Just like Doing a Chris Benoit, only the character was still alive and a crybaby.

Leni's doing a Javale McGee on COMELEC.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

janalee

She's fun asf..she beautiful on the inside and out but she doesnt know...she's emotional when it comes to her true love..she's slim thick...short and sassy...she's funny and loves to laugh...she always have boys targeting her

You look for janalee

by Janajames March 15, 2017

Javeleau

Someone who has the most awesome partys ever even better when their first name starts with R also they dont actually know they are having these parties

You going to R....... Javeleau's party like 14000 people are going

Hell Yeah Stephen Hawking is gonna be there

by The Muffin Monster September 14, 2010

javalog

\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.

First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.

by horsewhistle June 26, 2007