Jasper Cullen

My fictional boyfriend. He is taken. He is mine. He sparkles. He beautiful. <3

It’s jasper cullen

Ugh I can’t do this I’m dehydrated

by forsuresummer 🤍🤍 September 27, 2022

The Jasper Clan

1. Sexiest Manhattan college instagram page to ever exist and that will ever exist.

2. A page run by some boring antisocial kid who attends manhattan college

1: Wow did you see what the jasper clan posted
2: STFU about the stupid ass jasper clan no one cares
1: -_-
2: WE HAVE A PROJECT DUE IN 2 hrs focus!!!

by BirenBaby November 23, 2021

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

jasper and colt

The best couple ever <3

Wow if this relationship ends horribly the definition for Jasper and Colt will be up forever.

by coltiepoo March 7, 2024

calling Jasper

euphemism for smoking marijuana, to be used in work context when you can't outright say it.

After we get off tonight, do you want to call Jasper? I'll meet you by the river.

by djk January 29, 2004

Clingy jasper

Insane clingy partner that won't leave their other partners side. They literally can't be away for 5 Mins. They publically express that they are dating someone every second of the day. They are shameless and overt.

God damn it you piece of shit why are you being such a clingy jasper

by Michael McDonald May 5, 2022

colonizer jasper

Colonizer jasper is a composite material typically consisting of cement, water, aggregates (such as gravel or crushed stone) and often additives or admixtures to enhance the bland appearance and longevity. This material helped build the infrastructure that allowed the colonization of the United States.

Oh look. They killed all the plants over there so they could put down more colonizer jasper.

by ListentoLia February 24, 2024