jackomaniac

Somebody who is obsessed with jacking off on somebody.

Todd: I've been fucking pussy and ass everyday for the past month! I just can't get enough of it!

Dean: That's unhealthy. What are you, a jackomaniac?

by dabmaster101 May 28, 2016

Dirty Jakob

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM

Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here

by Wladax April 13, 2020

Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.

"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."

by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009

Jacko

Slang for Michael Jackson, created by the childish media.

Wacko Jacko has done it again.

by Vicky February 7, 2004

Jakob Walrus

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

by Jody99 January 10, 2015

Jakobe

A male human with impeccable style and irresistible charm. Typically most Jakobe's are self sufficient, successful and posses a undeniable sense of humor.

In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.

Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.

This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.

That Jakobe is an awesome guy, I wish he was my dad, brother, best friend, lover or boss.

by J. Tiberious Kirk September 13, 2011

Jakob

Jakob is the most savage white nig*a to ever Rome earth. He will always take the baddest hoes right off there feet watch out for a Jakob

Oh there’s Jakob better Hide my girl

by Jakob the savage April 12, 2019