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Carpenters delight

Where a man masturbates using sandpaper rather that a bare hand. Usually results in a bloody mess and lots of shaven skin grated off the mans shaft.
I’m not fucking anytime soon, had a carpenters delight yesterday.
by Swaggy longbottom November 2, 2017
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Carpentersville

A town where normal middle-class Hispanic/Latinx and Black families mainly reside. White people surrounding the area shame the town for being "ghetto" just because they see minorities prospering.
White person: "Stay clear of Carpentersville, it's full of Mexican and Black gangbangers!"
Normal person: " Just because crime rates were high in the 90s doesn't mean everything here is ghetto."
by FoxRiverRat July 16, 2022
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Carpenters assistant

to give someone fallatio while they operate a power tool
Patty gave joe one hell of a carpenters assistant last week
by Gootee Root October 13, 2011
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Carpenters Pencil

A Carpenters pencil is when a male/female brings a male to climax by wanking them off with their ear. They then sit on the persons face after.
by Christy 2011 May 8, 2011
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Carpenters Bukkake

Stemming from ancient Nordic boatbuilding times, this traditional hazing ritual has been rebirthed in the extended modern woodworking community and is still revered as a right of passage in this noblest of trades

An appreciative apprentice kneels within a standing circle of their peers, where as a true sign of respect, proceed to masturbate furiously over the face of "the chosen one".

Once the youngling has been supremely coated, this is directly followed by a large battering of sawdust to aid the curing process.

An important step is to have Rick Astley play in the background.

The pupil now becomes the plastered master
A-Boy: The new guys really coming into his own, how long has he been here for?
B-Boy: I remember his first day, has to be about three years now
C-Boy: Oh boy, looks like he's prime for a Carpenters Bukkake, I'll grab the lube and dust
A-Boy: (singing) never gonna, never gonna, never gonna...
B-Boy: Kneel child, it's time for us to pay our respects
D-Boy: Thanks guys, it's such an honou……(muffled gargle)
by The phantom tanner March 11, 2019
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The Carpenters Roll

Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.
G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?
by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022
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carpenters daughter

ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.
by giant lesbian. December 31, 2009
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