JAPanism

Though commonly mistaken for being Japanese, JAPanism is the process of being controlled by JAP (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a JAP. The JAP is generally the mother, girl-friend, and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight leash. She is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish shriek that may leave some unconscious. Some symptoms of JAPanism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. If you or someone you know is under the JAPanistic flu, please contact your local doctor or banker for more information. Remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the upmost importance.

My friend Betty just got JAPanism. Now she can't go swimming with us.

Man, that guy is such a JAPanistic. He needs to talk to a doctor....or lawyer.

by Dr. NoUrStuff February 8, 2010

Japanic Attack

The mother of all panic attacks, it's three times worse, and you don't see it coming. It eventually leads to continual meltdowns, and the fallout affects everyone you care about.

OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm having a Japanic attack!!!

by John Pennington April 11, 2011

Japanis

Well.. a mans body part that people made as a joke for japan0203

-BY JAPAN0203

Hey.. my japanis is rising.. i lik u..

by JAPAN0203 June 24, 2022

Japanitis

The sleepy, sluggish feeling you get after eating too much sushi. Much like the itis, but sushi specific.

Oh man, that all-you-can-eat sushi place gave me a bad case of Japanitis

by FeuJaune January 3, 2011

japanties

Panties from japan.
See Japanish.

Real players wear japanties.

by xvi March 31, 2004

japanish

Slang term for the Japanese language as spoken by people who are not native Japanese. Usually catch phrases picked up by watching way too much anime.

Origin: combination of the words "Japanese" and "Spanish."

My sister speaks japanish, saying things like "iitadakimasu" before we begin eating or "sumimasen" when she excuses herself.

by Hilldria March 26, 2006

Japanish

Some thing that Brody Whatever said during class.

That sounds Japanish

by idk the names r taken August 31, 2020