eye-jaculation

The emotional, mental, and sometimes physical orgasm that occurs when viewing a hard sensual body in their natural habitat

I hang on SoBe because of the eye-jaculation opportunities on the beach.

by BigLouie1950 December 4, 2010

premature e-jaculation

a message that you prematurely fired off via email or the Internet that you regret sending later

I had a premature e-jaculation when I sent an email to my boss giving him a piece of my mind.

by Boss Brian June 3, 2009

jamnation

A curse uttered while doing battle with an ornery copy machine or similar device.

"Jamnation! First, that bloody machine printed out double-sided transparencies, and now it's shredded my originals!!"

by freakomatic May 15, 2006

e-jaculation

the act of verbal ego stroking entered into by groups of people who think that taking ecstasy somehow makes them superior to others

(v):“I had to leave the party all the e-tards were e-jaculating all over each other”
(n):“e-jaculation is the e-ville epidemic of our age”

by jedipants September 28, 2003

E-joculation

Joclation - joking
E-joculation - Joking online.
E-Joculating - to joke online.
Especially when a person uses a lot of LoL's as a response.

That guy was a real comedian, everybody in the channel E-Joculated all over the screen!

by Arthur Wolf July 6, 2003

jumalation

1. A Finnish exclamation used in many ways, from amazement to condemnation, similar to god damn.

2. The way one perceives life, his/her holistic world view.

3. Due to its hilarious-sounding nature it can be used to mean pretty much anything, see example 2. Excessive use is lame.

1. "Jumalation!"

"Jumalation mikä muija!" (Jumalation what a chick!)

"Jumalation mä vihaan tota ohjelmaa" (Jumalation I hate that show)

2. "Sun jumalation ei ole tarpeeksi avara" (Your jumalation isn't open enough)

by Teleportti April 27, 2010

e-jaculation

a diatribe often launched by those who don't take ecstacy slating those who do because they don't realise that it's all a matter of choice and neither one decision nor the other is superior

that boring fucker just e-jaculated all over me

by Bob December 11, 2003