Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019

Jagmo

adj. A derogatory term implying that a person is both a jack-off, and a homo.

Way to burn your toung with a hot spoon. That's going to sound real great while you're on the phone, yuh jagmo.

by Jagmo January 19, 2013

anti jabroni

Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.

Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?

Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”

Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni

by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022

jabroker

mix between an assclown douchebag (ie joker) & a sleazy scumbag snakeoil salesperson (ie broker)

The Situation is a total jabroker. He also has AIDs.

by slick mcnugget November 1, 2010

jagbot

Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.

My bosshole Tim is such a JAGBOT.

by Mack57 September 1, 2008

Jagnoor

light of the world
light of my life
light of your life
light of all of our lives

I wanna be friends with Jagnoor because lit

by amsasux May 21, 2018

jaggon

Shoulder mounted wang on the South Park alien Jewzian thing

"O yah yah suck my jaggon!" Stan: I don't know what this is but I think it's really really wrong.

In Soviet Russia the jaggon sucks YOU

by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003