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Jayism

Being tucked up or deliberately thrown into the path of oncoming trouble so Jay can deflect attention.
1# Mate that customer had a right go
2# Yep, Colleague threw me under the bus to save their incompetence

1# you got "Jayismed"
by OldandCrankie December 23, 2022
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Jayism

A religion created by Jay that practices rituals to summon the black cat god. Jayism is one of the best religions and it is created by Jay.
Man 1:"Dude are you a Jayist?"
Man 2:"Yeah man I love Jayism"
by JayismLeader January 14, 2020
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Jadison

Jadison is the cutest ship ever
by mpuppywoof October 1, 2020
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Jaismeen

Jaismeen is a very beautiful girl with a great personality. I guarantee that you have or will crush on a girl named Jaismeen in your life. She’s really funny and kind, but once you get to know her... well, one can say she’s a different breed.
Hey, I think I have a crush on Jaismeen.”
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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Jadis

Jadis is a sweet,nasty(in a good way) and cute and a very silly girl and loves to have fun and is usually loyal and trusted if she really loves the guy she is with
Woah I have never met a girl like her she must be a jadis
by Jadis April 7, 2015
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jadiss

Sexy hot ass nerd who is a god in bed
Jadiss did me so good last night.
by YummyForMaTummy May 17, 2018
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Jodism

Jod is a supreme being who rules over the universe. Jodism is the following of Jod's teachings and scriptures on how to live life in a correct manner. Anyone who follows the path of Jod is called a Joddist. There is no holy book as such but revered scriptures include the 'To Do' book and 'HWK Diary'.
Joddists have their own set of commandments they must abide by and often like to associate with members of the jewish faith. Some of the major commandments are below:

Jod is ALWAYS right and as a result, so is a Joddist
Jod ALWAYS gets his way and as a result, so does a Joddist
Jod is NEVER on time, as a result, neither is a Joddist
Jod wants EVERYONE to love him, as a result so does a Joddist

In Jodism it is believed that Jod created the world in 6 days. He originally meant to start work on the sunday but was running late and ended up starting on the monday. Jodism is actually a polytheistic faith and followers believe in numerous less significant deities such as 'God', 'Kod' and 'Clod'.
The most famous disciple of Jod is the Prophet Rod and he has been spreading his gospel since the turn of the 21st century
"And the Prophet Rod started his arduous journey throughout the middle east spreading the word of Jod and extending the reaches of Jodism"
by Gandles October 9, 2006
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