jackwagon

When something goes awry; someone who fouls something up, i.e., plans, projects, etc.

1. The vacation plans were jackwagoned.

2. I can't believe he messed up the vaction plans, what a jackwagon!

by David J. July 2, 2005

jackwagon

A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".

Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.

by J.W. 343 June 10, 2011

jackwagoner

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.

Do snowflakes bother you? Not anymore than a hemorrhoid "Jackwagoner"

by cfaithwilliams December 23, 2017

jackwagon

(V). having sex with someone who is 50 years your younger/elder

Bros, Willie totally got jackwagoned by Smitty's grandma after she roofied his 4 loco

by jackwagoner December 1, 2010

JackWagon

Noun. The wagon that picks you up and takes you to Jack-in-the-Box.

Leroy "Man, I'm so hungry. I got a hankering for a Jumbo Jack."

Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"

by ElVagabundo December 13, 2010

Jackwagon

Otherwise a jackass

Some jackwagon kept me up all night!

by Macph March 30, 2021

Jackwagon

Refer to solo

Solo is a jackwagon!!!!

by Fuckoff89 February 11, 2021