jackwagon

When something goes awry; someone who fouls something up, i.e., plans, projects, etc.
1. The vacation plans were jackwagoned.

2. I can't believe he messed up the vaction plans, what a jackwagon!
by David J. June 22, 2005
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jackwagon

A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".
Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.
by J.W. 343 May 17, 2011
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jackwagoner

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.
Do snowflakes bother you? Not anymore than a hemorrhoid "Jackwagoner"
by cfaithwilliams December 23, 2017
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jackwagon

(V). having sex with someone who is 50 years your younger/elder
Bros, Willie totally got jackwagoned by Smitty's grandma after she roofied his 4 loco
by jackwagoner November 30, 2010
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JackWagon

Noun. The wagon that picks you up and takes you to Jack-in-the-Box.
Leroy "Man, I'm so hungry. I got a hankering for a Jumbo Jack."

Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"
by ElVagabundo December 12, 2010
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Jackwagon

A person who tries to undercut you and get all of the attention from the boss
Your co-workers take up all of the room on the boss' birthday card...

'Way to go you jackwagons!!'
by This is Jules September 02, 2022
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Jackwagon

by Macph March 30, 2021
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