When you are too lazy/tired to take off your girlfriend’s stockings before having sex – so you bust right through them with your fist.
Woman: Hunny I’m too tired to take my stockings off.
Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.
Man: That’s ok baby I’ll just jackin' the bean stock you.
by Tinka Parker February 24, 2008
Get the Jackin' the bean stock mug.Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).
Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.
Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022
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