jackmonkey

Some ass that monkeys in your business and tells you some jacked-up story just to jerk you around and stoke you.

That jackmonkey left without paying for his groceries.

by Corri Deegan April 15, 2006

Jackmonkeyfuck

All access term for masturbation, a boner, an orgasm, or ejaculation. (Male or Female term)

Bob got an epic boner in class so he had to crawl into his locker and jackmonkeyfuck.

(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)

Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.

He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.

I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.

by Zadion October 23, 2009

jack donkey

basically a jack ass

"Dude, don't be such a jack donkey!"

by Kimbrlyjenn June 14, 2007

jackmonkey

A government official who equivocates so as to avoid telling the truth.

The department head gave a long-winded non-answer to the question instead of telling the truth. What a jackmonkey!

by jim cain March 21, 2024