G-Lit Jabronie

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.

"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"

by k-Nice March 24, 2017

Jabón

Jabón is a Spanish word and not to be mistaken with jamón (ham) or queso (cheese), translates to soap. However, it is often used very fluidly such as the word "fuck" and its many conjugations. A common expression is to say that you are eating jabón.

Julia: I love to eat jabón! It's my favorite food!

Vivek: I do as well! I enjoy consuming smoothies made out of jabón

by TeamKevinC. June 22, 2016

Jabroni

In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.

Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni

by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019

anti jabroni

Someone who hates jabronis or actively roots against them. Some (but not all) anti jabronis show hostility towards jabronis.

Did you hear what Antonio Brown said to Eric Weddle?

Yeah, he tweeted “Bro I don’t even know you don’t call me AB that’s my NFL name dummy ! I’m not on your team never been shut your mouth Jabroni”

Wow, now that is what I call an anti jabroni

by Yaya_10 January 13, 2022

jabroker

mix between an assclown douchebag (ie joker) & a sleazy scumbag snakeoil salesperson (ie broker)

The Situation is a total jabroker. He also has AIDs.

by slick mcnugget November 1, 2010

Jabero

To become extremely aggitated or angry over seemingly nothing. Can be used as a noun, i.e. going jabero, verb jaberoing, or adverb jaberoly.

When drinking, Chris tends to go jabero when he doesnt agree with someone.

by DirtyAl November 11, 2012

jabootu

A mythological supernatural entity (demon, spirit, deity, etc.) whose purview is primarily to reduce the quality of films made under his influence; an anti-muse.

JOHN: "Did you ever see 'Gigli'?"

MARY: "Are you kidding? Jabootu's hand was all over that turkey."

by Paul_Chicago October 26, 2005