J-bomb

A Jewish black person.

"is dat da J-bomb we saw last week...wats dat thing on his head"

by mo dub November 5, 2006

J-bomb

A seldom seen maneuver practiced only by the dirtiest of skanks. It occurs when banging a chick when suddenly a rumbling in your gut ensues. Quickly, you push the designated skank onto the ground and run over the top of her while simultaneously releasing a venerable torrent of dookie all over her, similar to the carpet bombing of Japan.

Stan: Things were going well until that okonomiyaki hit me. I had no choice but to J-Bomb that skank.

Thong: I eat cats!

by thatjgirl January 19, 2010

J-Bomb

1) Joke bomb - telling a joke that sucks.

Carlos mencia was up on stage dropping J-bombs left and right.

by psven July 29, 2010

J-Bomb

A bowel movement that involves air being sucked up the anus and then being forced out. This usually is funny but wears out very quickly. Usually related to OCD.

Jimmy went into the bathroom and J-Bombed.

by CalU Cups April 20, 2010

J Bomb

A made up slang word used to show when people are full of shit and pretending to know what they are talking about when they really don't

Person1: "Oooo man someone just dropped a major J Bomb!"
Person2: "O yeah man..."
Person1: "Wait...you don't know what a J bomb is?!!!"
Person2: "Yeah I do!"
Person1: "Well then what is it then?"
Person2: "..."

You get the point

by J Bomber. May 28, 2010

[j-bomb]

Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.

Did that guy just drop a j-bomb? The fucking toilet is overflowing.

by mr-leo October 16, 2008

J-bomb

A joke that is told at work or in a professional setting.

"Did you hear Andy dropping J-bombs in his business meeting?"

by Matt Windle poet January 16, 2021