Oh yeah, totally because just saying it makes it so. If it's shut down... And you just SAY that it's the opposite of that... Then IT IS THAT. Right? Pretend! Fun. But... Wait... Just give me a second... So you WEREN'T going to talk... And then this happened... And now you ARE ready to talk... You've been watching the whole time.... Why didn't you do that in the first place? Because I already gave you complete control of the situation. And we can all see how THAT worked out for everybody... Right? You had it for 10 years... And noooow... Do you NOT HAVE IT ANYMORE? It thought you didn't need me? Is there something you need me to do? How about you get the guy you replaced me with to do it?
Hym "How about this: Since you know where I am at all times... Why don't you have the people in my apartment evacuate... And then you can go ahead and drone strike MY house? Tit for tat. Fair. Just say it. Just saying it will make it so... But wait... Hold on a second.... Hmmm.... Didn't you also say there was a ceasefire? I'm not seeing the fire, ya know... Cease.... Strange... It's almost like that isn't actually the case... It's almost like saying it DOESN'T make it so... It's almost like there's gotta be some kind of relationship between what's being said and what's actually the case and who is saying it......... Curiouser and Curiouser...
Hym "How about this: Since you know where I am at all times... Why don't you have the people in my apartment evacuate... And then you can go ahead and drone strike MY house? Tit for tat. Fair. Just say it. Just saying it will make it so... But wait... Hold on a second.... Hmmm.... Didn't you also say there was a ceasefire? I'm not seeing the fire, ya know... Cease.... Strange... It's almost like that isn't actually the case... It's almost like saying it DOESN'T make it so... It's almost like there's gotta be some kind of relationship between what's being said and what's actually the case and who is saying it......... Curiouser and Curiouser...
OH! I know what it is! You didn't say it in Yiddish! I told you that you gotta say it in Yiddish! I don't know what to tell you guys. I require CERTAINTY. Until I have it my hands are tied. On an unrelated note: You know how you catch a monkey? You put some fruit, like an apple or something it's going to want to steal into a jar with a mouth that bottlenecks... You see... The monkey's hand squeezes into the bottleneck... But when it clenches it's fist around the apple... It's closed fist just doesn't fit though the mouth of the bottleneck anymore? Right!? It works ONE WAY... But NOT IN REVERSE... And the MONKEY... Is just too fucking stupid to let go of the apple! So it shrieks... And it flails... But the jar is usually chained to something or stuck to something and it's at that point that you can just walk up and grab it. Free monkey. Just saying."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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can be said either jokingly or seriously.
often followed by a) "I really mean it!" or b) a lengthier explanation comprised of dead air and bs.
can be said either jokingly or seriously.
often followed by a) "I really mean it!" or b) a lengthier explanation comprised of dead air and bs.
a) girl 1: OMG you look so fabulous in that dress!
girl 2: aww, hon i know you're just saying that!
girl 1: no babe, i really mean it!
b) boy: i love you.
girl: puhleeze, you're just saying that.
boy: boo, i love you like the stars and the moon and the sun... (continued bullshit)
girl 2: aww, hon i know you're just saying that!
girl 1: no babe, i really mean it!
b) boy: i love you.
girl: puhleeze, you're just saying that.
boy: boo, i love you like the stars and the moon and the sun... (continued bullshit)
by pft its dee November 2, 2008
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Guy #1:
Ey dog I would love to fuck the shit outta your little sister.
Guy #2: WTF did you just say????
Guy #1: I'm just saying.....
Guy #2: oh ok...kool
Ey dog I would love to fuck the shit outta your little sister.
Guy #2: WTF did you just say????
Guy #1: I'm just saying.....
Guy #2: oh ok...kool
by 40 ounce bandit May 15, 2009
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a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)
May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)
May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"
"I'm not saying I'm Jesus...I'm just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light"
"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"
"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"
by MissMelanieG January 13, 2009
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Its an easy way out to the end of a heated conversation. It also allows you to cover yourself so no one can rebuttal
Its an easy way out to the end of a heated conversation. It also allows you to cover yourself so no one can rebuttal
Boy 1 - People dont do enough work around here. Everyone at this job is lazy!
Boy 2 - Maybe its YOU who doesnt do enough work and maybe YOU are the one who's lazy, I mean, Im just saying.
Boy 2 - Maybe its YOU who doesnt do enough work and maybe YOU are the one who's lazy, I mean, Im just saying.
by Skrillamon April 7, 2011
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Sarah: "Your shirt is Purple"
Lyndsay: "No it isn't"
Sarah: "It is Isn't it Alex?"
Alex nods.
Lydsay(frustrated): "Whatever it's not a big deal."
Sarah: "I'm just saying"
Lyndsay: "No it isn't"
Sarah: "It is Isn't it Alex?"
Alex nods.
Lydsay(frustrated): "Whatever it's not a big deal."
Sarah: "I'm just saying"
by CCWoodson December 16, 2008
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