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JPate

The chillest guy you'll ever meet. He's extremely hot and good in bed.
"I wish JPate was my boyfriend." - Every girl ever
by BBone224 October 15, 2018
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JPAG

A group of mostly good looking people. See jpagger.
Have you joined the JPAG yet?
by SuperDuperJeff January 4, 2010
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JPAL

Acronym for: Just Peed a Little

Can be used to exaggerate and/or describe emotional hysterics such as something frightening, hilarious, a nervous situation, and anxiety
If you ACTUALLY (be honest now) Just Peed a Little, add a "T" for Totally, ensuring the reciever of the message knows you "Totally Just Peed a Little".

If you verbally use this acronym, you ARE a moron.
"Haahahahaha, have you seen the new Russell Peters video? JPAL from laughing so hard"

"OMG my Dad just jumped out of the closet with a fake gun when I got home! TJPAL!"

"About to go on stage.. I'm so nervous, there's a lot of ppl here. TPAL."
by Youbetcha! September 10, 2011
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JPars

The biggest cutie who a total lad! such a good rapper as well! a real ladies man with the genitalia of a horse
James: oi we need a rapper for the party
willzads: what about jpars he is the man even though he got a b in PE
by Getaroundmelol October 22, 2013
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JPAB

acronym for just a prank bro.

in a fool's universe, it is the sacred phrase that waives one of all legal consequences after any act of crime.
edison: *punches a random dude named austin at Walmart, takes his wallet, and sets his house on fire*

austin: what is wrong with you??? im gonna sue you.

edison: just a prank bro (JPAB)

edwin: o ok its all good then.

the above scenario holds true in edison's delusional little universe also known edison's mind.
by KevinNearingThirty September 22, 2021
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jpaolino

an italian who won't embrace his ethnicity by "popping" at least the top three buttons of a shirt to display his hairy chest and multiple gold chains which are adorned with crucifixes. this act (or lack of action) makes him somewhat masochistic since doing so would fulfill one of his hearts deepest desires.
Yeah, that guy is ashamed to be Italian; what a jpaolino!
by sometimes dangerous February 11, 2010
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JParker

(noun) JPs are insane daredevils. Every chance they get, they will either try to kill themselves or kill you. During the day, they’re the kinda guy that’ll put ya boi in a headlock and then go buy em’ some friggin Chick-fil-A. But during the night, they’ll overdose on sleep pills, and then try to fight it off with Pepsi because they didn’t read the description on the medicine bottle. And if you start to talk about anything related to poop, he’ll get ticked off and clap you to outer space. In short, If nacho libre and your mom had a child.
Friend 1: ay JP ya wanna go play football?
JParker: Nah bro ski imma go shoot cockroach inside of a shower.
by Skibbi March 19, 2022
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