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Josep Guardiola

A Catalan footballer who first became a legend as a midfielder with FC Barcelona in the early 90s.

In 2009 he became a legend as a manager when he lead Barça to a historic continental treble, winning the Copa del Rey, La Liga, and the Champion's League in his first season as manager of the club.

He also holds the La Liga record for the most yellow cards in a career.
Person 1: I wish I could be a better midfielder.

Person 2: Just watch some films of Josep Guardiola!
by futbolista May 29, 2009
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Josep Maria

A person with whom you can disappear from your reality for a moment and think of nothing else. Intelligent and insightful. Likes to spend time doing logarithms and dancing. He has a perfect ability to achieve what he sets out to do but has difficulty concentrating to watch movies. He tends to let herself be carried away by her emotions in a sincere and clear way. He is special and can establish a special connection with the so-called "Miquel" due to the excellent quality of their cuisine. Talking to him will always be a pleasure for others. He is, without a doubt, someone who will steal your heart.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.
Josep Maria, aquí no!
by czleuqim November 23, 2021
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Joseph Strickland

A famous film director of the motion picture thriller, Dual Mania.
Joseph Strickland is only one of the few African American directors of suspense thrillers.
by LavaSoap August 18, 2018
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Joseph Case High School

Case High School is a school in the ritzy and snooty town of Swansea, Massachusetts. Case has about 500 students that like to brag about how much better they are than people in the shitty cities close by like Fall River and New Bedford. The school does all right in SAT scores and stupid shit like that and is known for it's volleyball team and a huge sexting scandal a few years ago where most of the attention seeking girls in the school were giving our nasty nudes to any guy that would take them. Since Swansea is a ritzy town the scandal was covered up as quickly as possible and the girls given hugs and told to wait to they're older to start acting like such attention seeking hoes.
I wish I went to Joseph Case High School, it's not nearly as shitty as schools near by and the girls love to act like hoes and give out porn.
by hnoss March 6, 2017
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Joseph Joestar

The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.
Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo
by KoolDashKid October 14, 2017
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Joseph Biden

The 46th president of the United States of America. He ran against Donald trump and won. Joseph biden was also a Democrat.
Girl 1: Joseph biden was the better choice

Girl 2: yea, trump wasn’t doing anything but evil.
by Nico.Gigi January 28, 2021
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Joseph G Hamilton

When you falsey avoid the military and have no ID to prove it
Now i wouldnt want to be a Joseph G Hamilton now would it
by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022
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