Tom jolley

A fat prick who eats a box of krave every day and can't run 10 yards without being out of breath.
He climbs half way up scaffolding and pisses himself when he is shit scared.
How ever he could kick the shit out of anyone and loves to bear hug people.
He also looks like Chet out of the belko experiment.

That Tom jolley cunt
Tom jolley meaning fat

by Thomas jolley February 17, 2020

Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse

Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”

by Movas November 2, 2022

sarah louise jolley

1. sarah louise jolley

2. james' mother

1. all the single ladies want to be like sarah louise jolley! sarah lou is my icon.

2. have you seen sarah louise jolley!? she is one fit MILF.

by rico narsty November 18, 2021

jollyblotto

A fun drunk person. A happy drunk, not a mean bone in thier body.

That Joe is has been dringing for 8 hours and took some shit from his old lady, but he is just having fun telling jokes and funny stories. He's just a jollyblotto!

by BigDaveP August 10, 2012

Jolly Boatman

The Jolly Boatman is a sexual act involving 4 or more partners.Two male participants lay on their backs opposite each other with the soles of their feet touching. A female participant will then fuck one of the males, while bending over and sucking the penis of the other. Soon a rythm will be achieved where as her hips rise, her head will lower, and vice versa. This action emulates the movement of a boat on a somewhat choppy day at sea. An unlimted number of males will then masturbate onto the "boating" woman, convering her in semen. This represents salty water splashing onto the boat, hence making her "jolly".

"Mate, did you get with that girl?" "Yea, i went back to hers and did a Jolly Boatman. It was sweet"

"I did a Jolly Boatman to your mum last night with your Dad,3 brothers, and Grandad. It was sweet"

"I think i might have gotten AIDS when i did that Jolly Boatman. It was worth it though,cause it was sweet"

by Rad1234 February 20, 2009

jolly heck

1) Another way of saying wowza when excited or amazed.
2) Can also be expressed more negatively when annoyed as a substitute for swearing.

Note: Can also be pronounced as "jolly eck"

e.g.

1. "Jolly Heck! That's one sizable rig"
2. "Why is sir giving us more work.... jolly heck bro."

by yungmcca March 16, 2020

jollyranching

Sticking as many Jolly Ranchers up a persons ass as possible and making someone else eat it while they shit it out.

1. Dude, her ass is so wide after the jollyranching. I can fit my head in that bih!

2. The jollyranching was the best experience I've ever had!

by jollyranchermaster April 5, 2019