jaundiced

Under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, I can't go get the chinese food man, I'm too jaundiced to feel my ass

by saint j July 15, 2006

jaundice

(Adjective) Having great muscle mass.

Dude Sylvester Stallone is so jaundice in Rambo!

by thebigbadbaig August 29, 2009

Jaundice

1. relating to something that is the shit.

2. something one says when they are excited or happy.

If I get that job, it will be the jaundice!

Damn! That girl is the jaundice!

JAUNDICE!!!

by colin and brandon (aka the tits) April 25, 2005

jaundice

a cinnamin for the goods. It can reefer to body parts or stuffed aminals or anythink that you want. even poop.

lyn moore: whats that jaundice?
other kid: dude you're really hot.

by banana April 26, 2005

Jaundice

an adjective describing when someone is bitter due to someone else's gain or their temporary exclusion from the current situation

"Yo, stop bitchin' already. You're mad jaundiced."

by B.H. November 5, 2005

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021