Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

JACC

acronym - Just Another Chinese City

verb:

1. to JACC - the act of imposing rules and regulations and people to make a place once distinct from mainland China into 'just another Chinese city'
2. to be JACCed - being the subject of the imposition of conditions that force a city into becoming 'just another Chinese city'
2.a - variation - to be highJACCed - a play off 'hijacked' suggesting the city in question (e.g. Hong Kong, Macau) has been stolen and diverted to become 'just another Chinese city'

Hong Kong has been totally JACCed in the last few years.

The Heritage Foundation must think Hong Kong has been totally JACCed if it cancelled their independent standings on their Economic Freedom Index and rolled their results up with China.

Except for the casinos, Macau has been JACCed for years. Hong Kong is falling in line.

by NMIR March 4, 2021

Jackcident

A Jackcident is when a male human is masturbating over erotic material, but accidentally cums at the moment that the camera is looking at the male porn actors face or there is no one but the male porn actors in shot.

1. Jim was enjoying a good bishop bash, until he jackcidented all over the place

2. Bob: I had such a Jackcident last night!
James: You're a homosexual! Don't you deny it!
Bob: Seriously dude, it was a Jackcident!

by Smeep June 24, 2008

Jacock

Jacock is a word that connects to an old school friend which had cock on his head and his original name was jakob.

Hey Jacock hows jo schlong head doin?

by Anonnymos_100110 October 13, 2021

Jacci

The opposite of shy, A girl that will make you take a 2nd look. Most beautiful person to walk the earth she has the whole package. She is incredibly smart more then you would expect, as she gets older she will make tons of money. She has a nice ass and amazing boobs and will get even better as she gets older. She is the most incredible kisser out there. Shes very picky if you get with her your one hell of a lucky guy, shes one in a million. She is unique and she will give you the most fun time of your life. She is usually short. But good things come in small packages. She will grow up to become famous. She will most likely become a model&famous. Anyone out there would die to have a Jacci. She give the best advice and is the most accepting person out there. She is so sweet. It doesn't get better then that.

Jacci naughton is the shit.

by Justtin Beeibber. February 1, 2010

Jacci

A delightfully insightful, clever and talented individual. Definitley not mean as the defintion of the formal version, Jaclyn, might suggest, although has been known to have occassional violent nail scratching outbursts. (on the rare occassion of COURSE). Also known as the RED side of the rubiks cube, opposite to Orange and somewhat close to yellow. Excels in English and for-tay is spelling and grammer. Also a bit of a smart-ass =

Person: I love her
Other person: Must be a Jacci.

"There's that temporary emo self harming glitter obsessed supposed paedophile rubiks cube freak group."

by Jupiter Morrish April 12, 2008

Jacc the Snacc

Jacc the Snacc: A dude with a baby face but has a total man bod. Men, women, and children from all around the galaxy dream of his succulent moobies, and of course, his sexy man-v. He is by far the thiccest bean in the galaxy. However, no matter the number of humans he can attract, he will still die a virgin.

Person 1: Omg! Who's that hot guy with the two-inch shlong??
Person 2: Oh him? Thats Jacc the Snacc!!

by cutie with a big booty September 3, 2018