Israel Defense forces

The military of the country of Israel. They consist of the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The IDF is also known as one of the most modern and elite military forces in the middle east/ mediterranean area. The IDF is unique in that it has a large amount of female service people and it has a very close relationship between the ground forces, airforce, and navy. The technologies used by the IDF are mainly American, but they do use many native weapons, like the Uzi, Tavor assault rifle, galil assault rifle, Negev light machine gun, and jericho pistol. The airforce uses both american f16s and f4s, as well as european fighters. The airforce also use the american blackhawk and huey helicopters as well as the apache longbow attack chopper.

Ground forces use many american technologies as well, such as the Humvee, m4 carbine, barret m82 .50 cal, and other small arms. However, the IDF has made use of different Israeli-made armored vehicles and the merkava tank, internationally recognized as one of the most formidable and modern tanks on earth.

Israel has been a close ally of the US for years, due to their constant economic trade and America's military supply of the IDF. The IDF's current enemies of greatest threat are the terrorist group Hezbollah, the paramilitary group of gaza called Hamas, and many believe Iran as well due to their military aid of these terrorist factions.

The Israel defense forces are relatively small, but they are damn dangerous.

by Sammy22 July 31, 2011

Irate Black Man

A prank call victim living in the suburbs of Chicago, Denardo Monroe, better known as The Irate Black Man, is a prank call victim that originated from a Joe Pesci soundboard prank call. As his name suggests, he has a very irate voice, and is black. He has become renowned for his aggressive and violent behavior, with an explosive temper and usually responds to prank calls by repeatedly making incredibly violent threats (including death threats and sexual assault threats) which are heavily-laced with ebonics, ghetto jargon, sexual intimidation, and other profanities (for example, he would mention something such as "put a bullet in yo' ass"). He is very frequently used in prank calls, and multiple soundboards were made of him. He is also a drug user, as he was smoking a joint in one of the prank calls. He claims that his whole family is on the police force and appears to be a dangerous man and, ironically, (considering his family's supposed law-enforcement background) is also a possible gang member, having referred to himself as a "gangsta" in at least one call, also when looked up on ''checkmate.com'', it says that his profile is ''graphic'' and that he has a criminal record. He is usually depicted as Ving Rhames, as he appeared in ''Pulp Fiction''.

I prank called my friend using The Irate Black Man, and that scared the heck out of him.

by Gothamcityan January 6, 2015

Israeled

when a person tells you that your property is theirs (when it obviously isn’t), and demands you just give this property to them, and if you refuse, they take it by force and the law will somehow be on the their (israeling) side.

You’ve been israeled.
He israeled my place.

by oh-la-laa October 22, 2023

Israeled

The act of taking something that is not yours and then kicking out the rightful owner

- Someone asked to share my table at a restaurant, and then asked me to leave the table because they had a meeting!
- looks like you just got israeled

by Freefelestin October 21, 2023

israeli lawnmower

A weird sexual practice.

Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.

P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.

by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020

Israeled

When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along

- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled

by Lilylina October 20, 2023

Ismat

The most beautiful girl on earth who has a pure heart. Everyone needs a ismat to brighten up their life. They are smart, hardworking and most of all caring. An ismat will brighten up any room they enter. Their smile is so beautiful it’s like a drug. They will go to any extent to help their loved ones. If you ever break an ismats heart you’ve definitely lost a precious part of your life.

M:omg who is that girl she is so pretty and kind

A:oh that’s ismat she’s the most purest and gorgeous person you’ll ever meet

by Mahnonymous June 24, 2021