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Invading Russia

Verb: The act of doing something ambitious, yet ultimately futile.
Frank: "Dude, I really want to give Jamie a Cleveland steamer."
Roger: "Bobby's sister? You're invading Russia there."
by quietgerbil January 2, 2011
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Invalid Salad

The meal one prepares when hoping to eat healthy, but followed by piling calorie-filled items atop the lettuce, invalidating any healthy benefits the salad once had.
Dressing, croutons, cheese, and a piece of fried chicken? Aw man that's not healthy, that's an invalid salad!
by Book1245 April 2, 2011
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invalid punch

a beverage of two or more fruit juices, sugar and water, often carbonated, which contains NO ALCOHOL
the party was ruined by an invalid punch
by Uncle Genghis October 22, 2012
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he be invading

1. a phrase used to describe anyone who invades
2. a prase that comes to mind whenever Andrew's twin (Jake Stacey) is mentioned
1. Bernie Kosar be invading my penis!
2. Hey andrew! look its your twin! (inside minds of people) he be invading
by Dave Farley April 5, 2005
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Invalid

Inconsistent with some web programmer's arbitrary and frequently incorrect notion of how the world should be.
A: Why does that web site say that your university is in England when it is really in Sweden?

B: Because when I enter the correct address, the web site rejects the postal code as 'invalid'.
by P J Wonko March 14, 2013
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Invaliduous

A descriptive word pertaining to someone with tendencies that could be comparable with an invalid. Typically idiotic actions.
George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer, is commented as an invaliduous politician, due to our current economic climate.
by You Know... That Guy December 22, 2012
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queef inhaling

A range of pleasantly sweet through pungently trifling projectile air sourced from an external origin which came to temporary rest within any variety of vaginal depth, preceding its stereotypically inglorious expulsion amidst active precipitous hail.
Cheryl's chilly jaw bone chattered with shiver sparking off the domino rally-esque chain of events flowing pelvically, thus dooming her inadvertent release of a literal queef inhaling... technically speaking of course, considering it was poofed out during a mid winters night storm in Anchorage, Alaska, and this was sadly observed as the element responsible for the disjoin of hands that once connected the nearby glorious christmas caroling group which stood in harmonious unison melodic rhapsody for 19 hours straight, sadly to be heard no more nor ever again.
by NoTitleGiven July 17, 2014
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