Meaning you have no tolerance for wack shit; like lactose intolerant for milk, but "wack"tose intolerant.
by Crazy Irish Mike May 13, 2006
Get the wacktose intolerant mug.Lactose intolerance is not a disorder.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.
Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.
Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.
It is actually more common in the world than lactose tolerance.
Originally, people in the world were all lactose intolerant. Their bodies ceased the production of the enzyme lactase after an early age.
Their diets did not contain much milk anyways, so it was not a problem.
Somewhere in Europe, a mutation occured where lactase continued to be produced through adulthood.
Lactose tolerance is a dominant allele, so the trait became very common in Western Europe.
Person 1: Wow, You're lactose intolerant? Is that some kind of freak mutation?
Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.
Person 2: Actually, you have the mutation, sir.
by Sir Demonosapien May 24, 2009
Get the Lactose Intolerant mug.by Una Malachica April 3, 2009
Get the lachrymose intolerant mug.Waitress: "how would you like your eggs?"
Mandy: "Oh none for me thank you, I am eggtose-intolerant!"
Mandy: "Oh none for me thank you, I am eggtose-intolerant!"
by MrsEricHutchinson April 21, 2009
Get the eggtose-intolerant mug.by JDStroud April 24, 2006
Get the anglo-intolerant mug.friend 1: Dude, that girl is so hot!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!
friend 2: Man, don't waste your time. She rolls with those butchie's over there. That girl be cocktose intolerant!
by Chinesecognac February 6, 2010
Get the Cocktose Intolerant mug.The friend that never shuts the fuck up about being lactose intolerant. This friend more than likely isnt even really lactose intolerant. This type of friend manages to mention that they're lactose intolerant in every conversation.
Friend 1: "Do you guys want snacks for the party?"
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."
Lactose Intolerant Friend: "As long as there is no cheese. Remeber I'm lactose intolerant?"
Friend 2: "Wow, you're definitely the lactose intolerant friend."
by MMMmonkeys March 4, 2021
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