intertube

A series of tubes that move information around the world via computer. Not a dump truck, but a series of tubes. Also known by ignorant people as "the internet".

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK)

There's a sweet site on the intertube that shows photos of cats that look like Hitler!

by leisurist July 20, 2006

Self-Interview

Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.

Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.

Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.

by Pale Rider August 28, 2007

the interview

movie depicting the assassination of kim jong un by the cia

kim jong un: hey guys lets hack sony
*sony hacked*
sony: ok guys we give up, we are canceling the interview

by northkoreaisbestkorea December 24, 2014

intervided

Intervided: Definition
When you destroy someone and intervide them because they are garbage and is a newgen

Bro, I just intervided this dumb random hes so bad!

by cannedpotato123s July 9, 2022

phone interview

Like a regular job interview, but conducted over the phone. Usually used by big companies such as Google to weed out first, second, and sometimes third round applicants before an actual onsite interview. Typically conducted on the toilet, on the floor, or at a small, lonely desk with a little lamp, and with much apprehension. Given the lack of visual feedback between applicant and interviewer, phone interviews typically lead to many awkward pauses, interruptions, and unfinished sentences.

a typical phone interview:

*ring ring ring*

Hello?
Hello?
Hi!
This is ...
Hi!
Chad, from Goo...
Hi Chad!
...gle.

by dkawry December 23, 2010

Interview With The Vampire

The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.

"Your bodies dying, pay no attention...happens to us all.."

by DemonKyoto January 12, 2004

job interview

What you tell your pothead friends when you don't feel like smoking anymore. Works every time.

Mike: Yo man lets go cop more bud.
Chris: Nah, man I'm about to be out I got a job interview in the morning.
Mike: Oh shit, I didn't know, good luck.

by asdnvcncn November 13, 2007