Internot

Refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet

From Newsradio:

Matthew: Beth, look at this.
Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah.
Beth: InterNOT.

by BCO July 16, 2008

internoob

Someone who fails miserably at the internet.

"how do i check my email lol?"

"Dude, you're such an internoob"

by ZT December 31, 2005

internoob

A person who is a noob across more than one platform on which it is possible to be a noob.

Pete sucks at surfing, mixed up Half-Life and Second life, and didn't start skating until he was 21.

What an internoob.

by Underground Boy October 11, 2004

InterNOT

Those holder sites that you run into when you type in something completely random, and a cheap ass search engine pops up. When you load the page, you are generally greeted with:

"This site does not exist... YET!!!"
or
"This domain now for sale to the highest bidder b/c we are douchebags."

www.pwot.com
www.screamingbaby.com
are both examples of interNOTs

by banana fonez October 16, 2006

internot

A slow internet connection, deriving from "internet" and "not."

Not another internot! I'm Netflix binging today, for Chrissakes.

by Ae5Ea8 February 17, 2015

internoodle

The CAT 5/5e/6 cable that sits between a computer and a router. Typically these cables are long and white or yellow and therefore very noodly in appearance. The cable (noodle) connects you to the internet.

User: "I cant get my email"
IT: "Did you check that your internoodle is plugged in?"

by HisNoodlyAppendage November 14, 2009

Internourettes

Internet tourettes

Just like tourettes only marginally worse due to the fact that you chose to write a comment, re-read your post and think-

"yeah, that's ready for the worlds eyes"

perhaps i've said too much.

Social network status update- "I've become so self obsessed i woke up the other night to a wet dream that i was having wank. True story"

Comment- "Damn son you got yourself a serious case of internourettes!"

by Ajsneakerfreakersandwicheater November 5, 2012