instajerk

When ur bored as hell and bored of ur girlfriend so you go on instagram and jerk off to pictures of females

I didnt wanna have sex with my girlfriend friend today so instead i whipped out my cock and my phone and instajerk'd

by Thoninq1 August 4, 2015

Instapressed

When you watch a mastermind genius at work.

I was instapressed the whole time

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 8, 2020

Instabeef

The act of instantaneously beefing someone after some nigga makes genuine conversation. Usually involves a human of the female gender.

Guy 1: Mad wheels dude!
Girl: BULLSHIT. GO FUCK YOURSELF! THIS MAN IS TALKING TO ME PURELY PROFESSIONALLY

Guy 2: Ma nigga! Looks like a serious case of some instabeef here!
Guy 1: I know man, I'm out!

by nig4eva January 20, 2013

instapermaban

/ˈinst(ə)pərməban/

verb
verb: instapermaban; 3rd person present: instapermabans; past tense: instapermabanned; past participle: instapermabanned; gerund or present participle: instapermabanning

A merged word coming from the words "instant" "permanently" and "ban." Or "instaban" and "

permabanned" ; to be instantly banned permanently.

"they were given an instapermaban"

adjective
adjective: instapermabanable

(of a person ) having the quality or characteristic leading one to be instapermabanned.

"they are very instapermabanable"

(verb )This server has no tolerance and, doing something that is not appropriate, been remotely breaking the rules or finding a loophole around them will result in an instsapermaban

(adj.) Hey, dude that guy that kept posting the subtle sexual innuendos. He seems very instapermabanable.

by MoscoTheGuy August 17, 2018

Instaperv

A boy who mostly follows scantily clad/naked girls on insta liking every picture they post whilst continuously posting topless pictures of their gym toned body on their own profile to lure the unsuspecting suckers in.

Oh look Tony is liking pics of girls arses again, he’s such an instaperv

by Wisetoit December 13, 2018

Instapire

When someone has made a small empire on Instagram by gaining a ridiculous amount of followers by posting hundreds of selfies.

Billy has made an Instapire from all those selfies!

by instapac May 2, 2014

instaverse

The universe of Instagram.

Cody: I'm going to browse the instaverse

Auston: it's a big place but stalking is still stalking

by MoistTowelAfterDryHumping June 19, 2016