Instahoe 

A male or female Instagram user who follows excessive amounts of people and blows up their DM's with thirst; the act of trying to talk to every person you follow.

Girl this nigga just followed me, don't know me, got a whole gf, and all in my inbox. That's a straight Instahoe.

Instahoe by TheRealestt July 23, 2014

instahoes 

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person

We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes

instahoes by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

Instapoet 

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.

That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?

Instapoet by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

instaholic 

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7

That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.

instaholic by malima August 19, 2014

Instaho 

A girl on Instagram who follows to unfollow

Man 1: man this girl just followed me, I followed her back, then she unfollowed!
Man 2: Oh you found yourself an instaho.

Instaho by Adizzle33 March 4, 2016

instahorny

The unexplained phenomena of becoming instantly horny.

Jessica was mentioning giving me head, and i got instahorny.

instahorny by driz February 17, 2007

instahot 

when you only look good online/instagram, and not in real life.

Dude, that girl is so instahot. Such a disappointment.

instahot by annnnoooooonn December 28, 2016