A male or female Instagram user who follows excessive amounts of people and blows up their DM's with thirst; the act of trying to talk to every person you follow.
Girl this nigga just followed me, don't know me, got a whole gf, and all in my inbox. That's a straight Instahoe.
by TheRealestt July 23, 2014
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Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.
Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.
It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.
Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.
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Man 2: Oh you found yourself an instaho.
Man 2: Oh you found yourself an instaho.
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