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Infinity Gauntlet

A feat that is achieved once one has had sexual intercourse with the following ethnicities:
White, Black, Latina, Asian, Indian, and Arabic.

There are 6 ethnicities to be collected before the infinity gauntlet is complete, the same way there are 6 infinity stones.

This feat is a very rare accomplishment which is believed to give men who achieve it otherworldly power.
- I heard Cameron gets a lot of play at college?

- Yeah, he definitely does. He's only missing an Indian girl before his infinity gauntlet is complete!
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The Infinity Gauntlet 

The Ultimate Drug Experience. Once completed, the user will feel as powerful as Thanos. In order to wield the gauntlet, one must be under the influence of the six stones at the same time.

Soul- Alcohol. One must get so drunk that they pour their very soul out to anyone who will listen.
Time- Weed. One must burn so much kush that they feel that time is coming to a standstill
Reality- LSD. One's own reality must be altered so much that they feel the ability to control all reality.
Space- MDMA. One must feel as if they are in a 90s rave. That much MDMA.
Mind- Shrooms. One must be able to unlock 100% of their brain power.
Power- Anabolic steroids- The strength of 100 men.

You won't feel so good when it all wears off
Peter was so high that he got the infinity gauntlet last night.

The Infinity Gauntlet 

While you are fisting someone, you snap your fingers while your hand is inside them, causing them to cum.

No u infinity gauntlet 

The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.
Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez

i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet 

u want your hand in the woman
i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet... with my whole hand in it