infidelity

a threesome you weren't invited to

She said she wasn't committing an infidelity, just that I wasn't invited to this ménage à trois. She promises she'll take me alpine skiing with the next guy she picks up.

by partytrap February 24, 2013

infidel

one who beats a terrorist with a trout

Whoa! Look at that infidel beating the crap outta taht terrorist with that bloody trout!

by muh May 15, 2003

infidelity

s a violation of a couple's assumed or stated contract regarding emotional and/or sexual exclusivity

most marriages end due to infidelity

by AOHARURIDE October 25, 2015

infidel

it's when Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton have their dick in Castro's ass

oh man Clinton is infidel again

by dumb-o's dickin the dictator October 29, 2004

Infidel

One who is to be ridiculed. Especially one who disagrees with your point of view or a Microsoft executive.

Death to the Socialist Infidels!

by Lord of Defectiveness March 28, 2004

infidel

an infidel is a penguin spawn that goes around ghosting and wall hacking in order to gain self esteem.

fucking infidel keeps shooting me through the damn wall... maybe he should go suck some cock

by IhadaBadname(randy) November 6, 2008

infidelic

Shut up it's a word

"Is infidelic even a word?"

by rcc6186 May 13, 2016