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Historical Investigation

The worse possible project an IB student can be assigned. This enormously long and difficult project must be completed as part of the IB Topics of the 20th Century history course, or else you fail. It involves answering a specific research question of interest (well, really, who gives a fuck?) and poring through books and journal articles on the subject, therefore wasting an enormous part of the time you DON'T have as an IB student.
I hate the historical investigation. It shouldn't have the FIVE parts it contains, but rather be a single paper in which we are allowed to write more than 2000 words--if we need to
by fuckmylife22003 January 4, 2010
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investibation

/in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of actually providing any answers, often to a question or case where the answer is already known, but not provable.
O.J. Simpson did not so much conduct an actual search for the "real killers" of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman as he did an <i>investibation</i>.

President George W. Bush ordered an immediate <i>investibation</i> into the Valerie Plame leak, mainly to shut the public up.
by Mike Boomshadow August 23, 2007
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Incentivation

This poetic melding of incentive and motivation was coined by John Howard, the Austraian Prim Minister, late last century, but failed to grip the national imagination.

It is now a bit of a joke, kind of like the Liberation of Iraq.
We need to create an system of incentivation where workers are rewarded for their loyalty.
by RunSlimDJ August 1, 2005
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Paranormal investigation

Done a shit load of this

Even before the spiritual reawakening

As I said ..

Sketchy behaviour

Poses questions

Sometimes you have to fuck yourself

To get said answers …

But … as long as you do

Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice

Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….

Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …
Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023
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Sexual investigation

Noun- It basically means a slow, perverted version of sex.
Joe was creepy as fuck when he asked Taylor if he could go on a sexual investigation.
by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014
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scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds
With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.
by Shimabuku August 21, 2009
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Military Police Investigations

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.
Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”
by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020
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