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Drunken Immunity

Complete disregard on the part of a friend, girlfriend or ex-girlfriend for any minor stupid thing you said or did while drunk (i.e. drunk texting, drunk calling, drunken Facebook status updates, drunken confession, ETC).
Ex-girlfriend: "We broke up two days ago. Why did you call me at 3 A.M. for a booty-call?"

You: "I plead drunken immunity."
by gooddave May 16, 2010
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Birthday Immunity

from midnight to midnight on the day of your birthday, you can say and do whatever you want without consequences.
joe: hey sally I want to fuck you
sally: what the hell?
joe: BIRTHDAY IMMUNITY!
by bdayimmunity May 24, 2010
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Impunity

Freedom from unpleasant consequences: Exemption from punishment, harm, or recrimination.
When you have impunity, you could have done anything you would have wanted. There are no consequences.
by Jafje April 10, 2007
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Imuna

Shorthand version of the phrase, "I am going to..."
I am going to -> I'm going to -> I'm gunna -> Imuna
Guy1: "what are we doin' tonight?"
Guy2: "iunoh, but imuna get smashed"
by NoUse4AName July 11, 2007
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Democratic Immunity

Similar to Diplomatic Immunity, a secret clause in US legal code that prohibits the prosecution of Democratic Party members, family or associates for corruption or felonies. It is rigidly enforced by the DOJ and FBI.
Hillary Clinton, Lois Lerner and the Mueller Special Counsel investigation destroyed or caused to be destroyed evidence under subpoena but were not prosecuted because they were protected by Democratic Immunity.
by Dakawn Vick February 27, 2020
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Penile Injunction

A formal command or mandate which requires the recipient to stop acting in a certain way. A Penile Injunction is usually served when someone is particularly annoying during a social situation.
Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.

Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.

Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.

Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction

Oli: Dont do that you twat

Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
by Mot241 June 25, 2009
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Imunique

A boss! A woman who is on her grown woman and unique in her own right. Imunique gets shit done no matter what. Rain, sleet, hail or snow.
Damn Imunique is on her shit
I wanna be like Imunique when I grow up.
by MeahShawnTae March 14, 2017
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