Illegally dumb

When someone’s just the highest level of stupid and dumb.

Person 1: get the dark colored one
Person 2: no! why dose it matter?
Person 1: because it’s the smart thing to do!
Person 2: I’m going to beat the shit out of you!!
Person 1: you’re just illegally dumb!!!!!

by Ponyplayer88 November 29, 2019

Illegally Cute

An underage girl that looks good.

Those Olsen Twins are illegally cute.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Illegally Black

A black person who acts like or thinks that they are a white person.

Ray (black): How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?

Bill (white): How Many?
Dick (white): How Many?

Ray (black): None, They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!

Bill (white): Ha Ha Ha
Dick (white): Ha Ha Ha

Bill (white): Hey Dick, He's Illegally Black!

by Black jr May 20, 2010

illegally operate

(on sth/sone, transitive verb) To lose all interest in what is happening or what someone says, causing one to switch off and shut down emotionally.

Derives from the days of Windows 95 when a program, running into an error, would display a dialog box saying "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

"I illegally operated on that idiot ages ago."

by Dragonero March 10, 2010

Illegally blonde

Not me

I am not illegally blonde

by _Legallyblonde_ July 22, 2019

Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets

Kind of like what you are doing.

Hym "Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

illegal smashing

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.

"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"

by Father_Grande_69 March 29, 2017