I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

ignite my pubes

Something that excites you or that you enjoy. It is also common to use the negative form to describe something you do not like.

Guy 1: Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?
Guy 2: No. I'm not really a fan of the show. It really doesn't ignite my pubes.

by pensfan044 March 12, 2014

Ignite Toast

"Ignite Toast" known for the best youtuber on social media

Fan#1: Hey have you heard about this youtuber called Ignite Toast?

Fan#2: Yeah why?

Fan#1: He's the best!

Fan#2: I think we all know that already lol😂

by Some person on the internet February 26, 2018

ignites

When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank.

Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car ignites.

by Big Tom July 4, 2007

Cancer Igniter

Another term used for a lighter (The smoker's tool, besides the pipe)

Can I please borrow your cancer igniter

by reenz September 22, 2008

Igniteafuck

The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag.

Uncle: Did you hear about that lad next door that set the bed and his missus on fire?

Nephew: Cor blimey! Was he that great in bed then?

Uncle: Boy, he lit a fag and passed out post-shag.

Nephew: What an igniteafuck!

by DeadDolleh July 4, 2009

rage igniter

someone who is annoying , or too good at something that makes someone "rage quit" it is not the rage quitters fault that they quit. it is the rage igniter

jesus will your such a rage igniter

by sxmffn 2.0 March 29, 2010