iPoo

The act of using your iPhone, iPod or iPad whilst taking a crap. Also known as the iPee if you are only taking a leak.
Useful if your employer has banned them during working hours.

Trevor: Wow, I'm so addicted to my iPhone that I can't put it down!
Bruce: Me too, I like to iPoo at work!

by Squik February 4, 2010

ipooped

when you pooped and you said fucky skerplashish!!! oh no ho the poop.

ipooped.

by fuckyufuck May 22, 2023

iPoop

The act of using your iPhone throughout the duration of taking a dump in order to turn "downtime" into "uptime" or to enhance the experience, stave off boredom etc.

Man I stumbled across the coolest website while I was taking an iPoop the other day.

by Timothin October 3, 2009

ipoo

New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.

guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.

by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005

iPodfukt

What occurs when your Ipod stops working for no apparent reason when you need it, esp. when you are on a plane, train, etc. with crying babies.

Brown was on the train, babies were crying and his iPod quit, he was iPodfukt.

by jim lyons January 3, 2009

ipoop

ipoop is a term describing an elongated time spent on the toilet while going number two due to using an iphone.

Oh man that was such a good ipoop.

by Schyby June 3, 2009

iPoor

One who is lacking in the latest technological devices and gizzmos.

Perosn 1: Check out my new iPhone and MP3 player.

Person 2: Cool, wish I had one; I'm so iPoor.

by MartyD007 April 27, 2010