breast implants

breast implants, often silicon or saline. It should be performed by a plastic surgeon who is approved by the American Board of Plastic Surgery.

I got breast implants and my figure has completely changed!

by elenitn August 29, 2008

Breast Implants

Airbags for women

Doctor: I'm Sorry, but your wife was in a car crash
Man: But she has no injuries
Doctor: Well if it wasn't for her breast implants she'd be dead

by KillTheDead April 17, 2010

implants

Something your mom got last summer for only 400 dollars.

My mom's implants are better than your's!

by DennisTehMenace March 30, 2003

penal implants

Penal Implants are implants to make your penis bigger. Yes, it really does exsist and may I add: more Asian & Caucasian men should be looking into this procedure. *thumbs up*

Forget breast implants, penal implants should be the next "in" thing to have done!

by nagyfasz April 11, 2005

penial implants

The act of getting surgery for the purpose of enlarging the penial organs....peney

i sure could use some penial implantation in my tic-tac

by James January 28, 2004

Breast Implants

Anna Nicole.

Boy: Wow your boobs are like.. Anna Nicole's.. *shudder*
Girl: Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.

by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004

implants

Works as well as Viagra for men. Men pay $5000 for these to be inserted into the breasts of the woman he is having sex with. Increases his attraction to her ten fold. Women who get divorced inevidably purchase these, as a way to attract men and regain their self esteem which was crushed when her husband dropped her for his secretary who's 20 years younger than she. MEn also buy these for women in the hopes that they stop wearing bras.

"great tits, look at those implants"

by MikeyVanMichealson June 11, 2006