Impasta

A dead amongus meme that people wont shut the fuck up about

Pasta+Imposter= Impasta HAHAHAHA

by Busdriverlover123423 May 17, 2022

impasta

a fake noodle

I thought Marios was known for their spaghetti, but it's definitely become an impasta.

by hollyRoxxx July 17, 2022

impasta

a fake noodle

Mario's used to have the best spaghetti, but lately it's an impasta

by hollyRoxxx July 17, 2022

rasta imposta

A person, usually a hipster, who claims to live a Rastafarian lifestyle, but in reality doesn't at all, whatsoever. Tons of stoners claim to be Rastafarian, but the only thing they do is smoke weed and wear Rasta bracelets.

dean: i'm rastafarian
me: what do rastafarians believe in?
dean: ummmmmm. look at my bracelets!
me: you're a rasta imposta

by ballllllllllllllllllllls July 10, 2010

impastable

pasta that is difficult to eat.

Eating spaghetti in a restaurant on a blind date is impastable.

by Supercraptastic February 23, 2011

impastafarian

a person, generally caucasian, who likes to listen to reggae while going to college. Their dorm room or apartment (usually paid for by parents) is adorned with Bob Marley posters. Generally, the lifestyle is an excuse to enjoy copious quantities of marijuana.

That impastafarian upstairs needs to turn that crap down, or it won't be just the sheriff getting shot.

by Ross Sewage June 30, 2006

AMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTA BALLS

PLEASE STOP GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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HEY BRO HAVE YOU SEEN THESE AMOGUS SUSSY IMPOSTA BALLS NOOOO STOP GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

by lmaostrider May 17, 2022