IBS

Incredible Book Syndrome. A condition requiring frequent and prolonged trips to the bathroom in an attempt to finish a book with minimum interruptions from friends or family members.
I wanted to finish up Assassin's Quest the other night, but my wife wanted to watch Dancing with the Stars together, so I came down with IBS.
by tycho82 May 28, 2012
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He spent the whole morning crapping all over us. It must be his IBS acting up.
by Cougar and Cub September 11, 2012
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Means itchy ball sindrome, it is when a guy's sack gets itchy for no aperant reason and he can barely resist the urge to scratch
"I have major IBS."
"I have to go to the washroom and relieve my IBS."
by m man February 08, 2005
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IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a syndrome that causes Irratic, uncontrolable and usually Explosive Diarehhea.
Joe: Damn guy last night at the bar Ian's IBS was acting up again and he had a shit explosion on the dance floor!

Guy #1: Dag Yo!!!
by JoeyAnger69 November 13, 2007
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Omg Brian has IBS!
by brianshitface October 21, 2011
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This is a disease which affects women of age 13 and up. Symptoms of IBS (irritable bitch syndrome) include but are not limited to;

Yelling
Sarcasam
Cock Blocking
Scratching
Hitting
Complaining
Arrogance
Mood Swings

There is only one known cure for IBS. A protein shot injected as a vaginal, anal or oral insert.

(This disease also affects some males)
"WTF is her deal man? She yells at me for bringing her coffee?"

"Don't mind her, she's been diagnosed with IBS"

by Kidd Luck April 24, 2007
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I was sitting on the computer and all of a sudden I had IBS.
by Alexopher September 18, 2008
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