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Hyperlike

Facebook prank where one "likes" every post on a person's profile, inundating them with a large number of notifications.
"We just hyperliked the shit out of Adam Pastuzyn!"
by JGood311 August 9, 2009
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Hypernippulation

The greatest extent at which one's nipples can protrude. Typically brought on by frigid temperatures.
Hey dude! That chick has one serious case of hypernippulation.
by Logan Botzman November 30, 2003
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Hyperlink ADD

hy·per·link a·d·d, n.

An internet disorder caused from the sheer volume of hyperlinks present in an article. Similar in symptoms to Attention Deficit Disorder, ADD, when an individual suddenly travels to another hyperlinked article of immediate interest, and another article hyperlinked within the recently loaded article, never having completely finished the previous articles, and sometimes never returning to finish reading said articles.

Hyperlink ADD is most common for patients who frequently read Wikipedia, or forums where external hyperlinks are frequently present.

Symptoms include: fatigue; empathy; failure to finish sentences; addiction to clicking or tapping underlined words or phrases; not finishing this article on Hyperlink ADD

Similar to Google Amnesia where the sheer ease of discovering new information severely decreases the significance of the information gained
1. My god! I've spent an entire afternoon reading articles related to this current page on Domokuns, yet I forget what I was originally reading. I may have Hyperlink ADD

2. I spent the last 10 min clicking the 'Back' button on John's web browser. Either he's a world champion speed reader, or he has Hyperlink ADD.
by Echo Pryce January 1, 2008
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Hyperlink

To get distracted or change the subject mid-conversation.
I was trying to talk to Josh about an important job when he hyperlinked and asked me what I wanted for lunch.

I was chatting to Josh about football when Karlee walked past and he hyperlinked.
by anonymous July 20, 2011
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Hyperlink

Something you click on while on the computer (or another electronic device,) which directs you from one thing to another. The word is often shortened to just "link".

Not to be confused with Link, Nintendo's Hero of Time.
Using the hyperlink labled, "Click on this!!!!1!" the new computer user was unfortunately lured into entering a dangerous website, which talked him into downloading a virus.
by This-is-a-terrible-pseudonym November 17, 2012
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Hyperlite

Best damn wakeboard company there is
Parks rides for Hyperlite
by ridesbyerly132 May 31, 2004
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hyperlinguisitcalism

The belief that the use of big words in order to achieve success in convincing someone a useless point in an argument to make them feel less intelligent will always work. (And it does).
Mr. Muhovich is very strong in his beliefs of hyperlinguisitcalism.

Your aerobic aerodynamic monkies prove no provincal point that permutates anywhere from the originating topic and thus shall be declared void and null.
by M. Dawg February 28, 2007
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