Hurking

Enormous, heavy, imposing. Often used for exaggerated or comic effect, especially when added to another indicator of size (e.g., "big hurking" or "huge hurking"). Compare: huge, beefy. Likely a Pacific Northwest regionalism (see examples, the first 5 of which come from authors who report their location as Washington State). Anecdotally, the word has been in regional use in this sense since at least the 1990s.

"the path to the boat is blocked by a hurking snow plow blade and mount" (Rob Phillips, "Months away from fishing is starting to take its toll," Yakima Herald-Republic, Jan. 11, 2022)

"I saw a father teaching his daughter how to roller skate – with these huge hurking skates that just really didn’t do much more than make noise" (Tom Roush Blog, "Plastic skates and Daddy’s arms", July 29, 2010)

"the Titan isn't up to that huge hurking Ram 2500 diesel's fuel mileage" (user Steamguy on TitanTalk user forum, Jan. 7, 2005)

"a big hurking battery... fell into disrepair when I couldn't pay my mortgage" (Tim Trimbath, author of "Dream. Invest. Live.," blog post dated July 22, 2014)

"a big hurking bowl noodle. The only time I’ve ever seen anything this size before when not a fresh udon bowl was the Nissin Souper Meals." (Hans Lienesch, The Ramen Rater blog, review of Paldo King Cup Kimchi Pot Stew Instant Noodle, Jan. 30, 2011)

"It's a big hurking sandwich, yea with fries on it" (TripAdvisor review of restaurant in Lutz, Florida)

by AnotherBoredLawyer October 24, 2022

hurk

1. The sound one makes when recieving it up the ass.

2. The sound one makes after either bombing a test or recieving a ridiculously difficult project.

When I saw the first question on that test I was like "HURK"

by NightVisionNinja May 21, 2004

hurk

To hide and lurk at the same time

"Where did Derp go?"
"Oh he's hurking, just say something to him, he'll probably reply"

by Rfsancho October 13, 2011

hurk

Can be used as an expression of sickness, like "WTF THAT'S GROSS". Can also be used in surprise.

"HURK my cat just threw up!"

by Heza January 16, 2003

hurk bleh

The two words one grunts to signal his or her death. Introduced by Church of Red Vs. Blue, this expression is also used by Tex, some religious nut, and some guy named Captain Flowers in a past timeline.

Tucker: "Church! Talk to me! It's going to be OK man!"
Church: "Tucker...I'm not gonna make it...Tucker, there's something I need to tell you."
Tucker: "What is it?"
Church: "I just want you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most."
Tucker: "...Yeah. I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick."
Church: "OK...HURK! bleh."

by PvtChurch April 27, 2005

Sloppy Hurk

When you deep throat a cock so hard you puke and then use it as lube

Chris gave mike a Sloppy Hurk for his birthday

by El mucho ding dong June 23, 2016

hurk

the act of jerking off; for lack of better terms.

i hurked today after school and came all over the place.
My mother beat me because it got all over the her favorite bra.

by pervert man June 13, 2007