Hurk

To suck a dick. Originates from the sound made during a blowjob.

"It smelled bad but I just hurked away and got the job done."

by showmeyours August 18, 2016

hurk

the act of jerking off; for lack of better terms.

i hurked today after school and came all over the place.
My mother beat me because it got all over the her favorite bra.

by pervert man June 13, 2007

HURK

when you are playing foot ball and you are about to throw the ball, instead of saying "HIKE" be funny and say "HURK".

i yelled "HURK" while playing foot ball today

by JIMMY November 4, 2004

Hurk

A teacher who will mysteriously disappear at the start of a class after giving them an assignment and comes back halfway through a class to check on them and answer questions, usually after smoking or getting a coffee, and after that mysteriously disappears again until end of the class to get his belongings and send the students out.

New Student: Hey where did our teacher go?
Old student: Oh that teacher? That guy is a total hurk, he only cares about the money hes getting for babysitting us.
New student: Cant we do something about that?
Old student: We tried but we never can prove anything about it to the headmaster.

by anonymous September 13, 2019

hurk bleh

The two words one grunts to signal his or her death. Introduced by Church of Red Vs. Blue, this expression is also used by Tex, some religious nut, and some guy named Captain Flowers in a past timeline.

Tucker: "Church! Talk to me! It's going to be OK man!"
Church: "Tucker...I'm not gonna make it...Tucker, there's something I need to tell you."
Tucker: "What is it?"
Church: "I just want you to know...I always hated you...I always hated you the most."
Tucker: "...Yeah. I know you did. Now hurry up and die, you prick."
Church: "OK...HURK! bleh."

by PvtChurch April 27, 2005

Hurk a durk

It's s hurk a durk there's nothing else to it

Don't be such a hurk a durk

by Hurkadurk August 15, 2016

hurk hurk hurk

An online phrase used to express 'filthy' or 'dirty' laughter.
As far as I am currently aware, this phrase is only of use in the olde English towne of Southampton. E.

"Hurk hurk hurk I can't believe you just said that! Hurk hurk MEATDRAPES!!"

"I want to touch pigeon boy."
"hurk hurk hurk!!"

"im doing things."
"HURK HURK HURK!"

-basically anything that could be taken in a dirty way-
"HURKHURKHURK!!!"

by EleCanFeelTheSoil November 19, 2007