hurk

The sound one makes prior to a productive vomit.
A short dry-heave.

Hey man, I've got tickets to Nickelba- *hurk*

hurk by djdole August 7, 2016

hurk

The noice and action of a cat regurgitating a recently eaten meal.

Oh, shit! My cat just hurked on the bed.

hurk by Dryk Burroff January 14, 2004

Hurk

Nobody knows exactly what Hurk is; all we know about Hurk is that it is a game many would rather play instead of going to work.

"I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist,
I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor,
I'd rather play Hurk than go to work."
"Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?"
"I don't know, but it must be better than work."

-Shel Silverstein

Hurk by M. Burmy December 21, 2008

hurk

The noise an individual will make when recieving it up the ass.

oops i dropped the soap - *HURK!*

hurk by Beast December 27, 2003

hurk

1. The sound one makes when recieving it up the ass.

2. The sound one makes after either bombing a test or recieving a ridiculously difficult project.

When I saw the first question on that test I was like "HURK"

hurk by NightVisionNinja May 21, 2004

hurk

To hide and lurk at the same time

"Where did Derp go?"
"Oh he's hurking, just say something to him, he'll probably reply"

hurk by Rfsancho October 13, 2011

hurk

Can be used as an expression of sickness, like "WTF THAT'S GROSS". Can also be used in surprise.

"HURK my cat just threw up!"

hurk by Heza January 16, 2003