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Humpty Dance

Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.
Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.
by ManicHispanic October 5, 2004
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humpty dump

Noun. A low-grade bordello; a cheap whorehouse.
"Within two years of first kissing the crack pipe, Carla went from a high-priced call girl to a Times Square humpty dump before peddling her ass out on the street. Now, she dead."
by Twathenge April 10, 2006
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Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019
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Kris Humphriesing

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."
Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!
by potofgold December 11, 2012
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Humpy-Toy

Humpy-Toy
Ultimate sex toy for dogs.
Humpy-toy
Will you get your horny dog a Humpy-Toy so he stops humping my leg ?
by L. B. April 11, 2008
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humpy bumpy

a spot, place, location
made famous by Reebok's Office Linebacker, Triple T: Terrible Terry Tate
"You know you can't bring that weak ass shit up in this humpy bumpy... Bitch!
by whiskymack July 15, 2004
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Humpty dump

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off
by Kingofdick November 6, 2019
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