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HumancentiPad

2 or more individuals conjoined mouth to anus, with an iphone taped onto the forehead of the first one, and an iPad taped the last one's ass. Now the iPad can walk and read.
person 1: hey have you seen the humancentiPad episode on southpark??
person 2: yea its disgustingly awesome
person 1: iknowww rightt
by thefucktardbitch May 25, 2011
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humanzee

a hairy primate intermediate species dwelling in the triangle formed by the regions of Karachi, Lahore and Shlong in South Asia.

humanzees walk upright and are covered with course thick black fur that approximates human pubic hair.
"I love my man hairy , my baby daddy so hairy and so fine, he a humanzee!!!!"
by hyder rishad March 6, 2005
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humansexual

Can be used in several ways.

1) As a positive adjective, a humansexual is identical to a pansexual, wherein another person's gender is irrelevant in regards to having an affinity for them. A humansexual is above all else attracted to humans as human beings.

2) Can be used as an insult to bisexual or pansexual people and could be a compliment for some. In this respect, the person being given the label is so indiscriminate as to label them a whore. They are so hyper-sexual that they are willing to have sex with whomever they see fit for the time being. It is not the person they care about, but their abillity to please them sexually. Most of these humansexuals are only really horny and not actually bisexual.

3) Can be used as a noun to describe someone who possesses an abillity to make anyone feel attracted to them. Gender and sexual orientation is completely disregarded because the person in question is so beautiful that it does not matter. This is, of course, is so rare it's practically non-existent.
1) My friend says she doesn't fall in love with a man or woman but the person's soul.

2) Colin Farrell and Madonna are two slutty humansexuals.

3) Angelina Jolie is the epitome of a humansexual. Everyone wants to have sex with her.
by stardust February 21, 2005
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humanzee

a half-human, half-chimp hybrid made possible by the fact that we share over 99 percent of genes with the chimps.
george w bush
the primatoloists watching the state-of-the-union address were shocked to discover proof positive of the world' first humanzee. Now the question remained: had not just the united states of america, but the CIA to boot, previously had a bonafide CHIMP as its head... or was Ol' George Senior just very fucking drunk one night?
by maks March 9, 2004
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Humancentipeded

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw humancentipeded is used to describe when two or more things has been combined with little thought or effort rather obviously
...Because it is the game console that seems content to largely remain a game console, as opposed to a subpar gaming PC, multimedia platform, and live streaming device humancentipeded together in a hollowed out VCR
by Luckless December 21, 2016
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humangerosious

That girl has a humangerosious booty.
by Dianira May 11, 2006
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humane

A narcissistic term used to described humans' perceptions of themselves. Can be used Ironically.
Nothing says "humane leadership" like Stalin's iron regime.
by BlueT September 30, 2017
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