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CityCentre Houston

The new urban community in West Houston/Memorial. Built during the recession of the 2000's, it defies the bad economy with succesful high end stores, eateries,bars, and ridiculously expensive residences.

Located in one of the wealthiest zip codes in the country, patrons are part of the executive, upper class that prefer urban areas and convenient locations, to the sterile suburbs and grueling commutes.
CityCentre Houston is the current it place to be for upscale,west side crowd.
by CityCentreGal May 21, 2011
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houston in the blind

It's used when the person sending the transmission wishes to indicate that they're not receiving a response, but has no way of knowing whether that's because nobody's receiving the transmission, or because there's a fault which means any responses aren't reaching them.
Sandra Bullock: Houston in the blind! Houston in the blind! Help me!
by mnroh December 7, 2013
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chartiers houston high school

a small school where you can find hill billy’s, trumpies, and a large group called “da boys”. the kids at chartiers like to write on the bathroom stalls woth period blood, and or pencil. some exotic things to find at chartiers are boys taking the doors off the bathroom stalls and kids smoking under the stairs. the food at chartiers tastes similar to the food you would give your dead grandmother.
you go to chartiers houston high school?”

“yes”

you nasty thing”
by borderline dumb November 15, 2021
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houston we have a problem

The origin can be traced to the phrase in past tense ("Houston, we've had a problem here") that was used by the crew of the Apollo 13 moon flight, to report a major technical problem back to their Houston base. The phrase is normally misquoted as "Houston, we have a problem" as in the movie Apollo 13: "Houston, we have a problem".
Have you heard of Yugsolavia space program? Houston we have a problem!
by Che lichni November 26, 2013
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Houston Shorts

Three quarter length shorts as popularised by the pop-punk band Houston Has A Problem.
It's hot today, think I'll whip out the Houston shorts.
by stokemeister general February 17, 2010
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houston shuffle

Instead of waiting in line for a mile or four at a congested off ramp, driving as close to the junction/barrier to the exit in a faster lane and darting ahead of the lineup when there is a large enough gap created by a transport trucker or typical Houston driver who is distracted by the bowl they are packing with one hand while texting with the other hand.

A perfectly executed Houston shuffle is when the shuffler's vehicle rear does not protrude into the previous lane, they did so without going over a solid white and/or pylons (as 12 sometimes issue tickets solely for poorly executed shuffles), and vehicles behind cannot get offended because after all they created a 4-car-legnth gap ahead of them that was ripe for a Houston shuffle.
Rochelle-Alexandria: Hey that's the line for the off ramp we need, I guess we gotta wait in line for 15 minutes.
BHSLF: Naw girl! I'll just do a Houston shuffle. Like threading a needle you just gotta find the right gap ahead of a slower or distracted homie. Then we'll hit the exit in 30 seconds instead and I won't feel bad because we are using all available space.
by phbl May 12, 2019
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Houstonfornication

A song from Travis Scott album - Astroworld.
Simply a reference for Red hot chili peppers song -californication
I might need me some ventilation ,

A little vacation Houstonfornication
by Eden Ben Hamou September 1, 2018
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